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What are your preferred pronouns?

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The order of choices is random, and you can give your own suggestions in the comments. If I like any of those a lot, then this may just be a primary contest, and I'll hold a runoff later. Note, though, that the prize still goes to this round, and there will be another prize for any subsequent rounds.